The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Guys, what are you guys there? Yes, we're here. This is it. This is the show.

Did you hear the news? What's that? What's the news? I don't know how it happened because

science hasn't explained it yet, but Al Roker can see into the future. What? He is a prognosticator.

He is a god of mom and he's a modern day, no stood on this except with more fluctuating weight

patterns. He's like the living version of the Almanac book from back to the future.

He's like the living eating version of the Almanac. If the book was a man, it's like he's

eating back to the future. Have you guys watched the today show lately? I know you have.

I'm there all the day. I turn it on at 6 a.m. I'm like, Hoda, Kathy Lee, I'll check you soon,

but right now I'm lowers. Yeah, lowers put in some flavor. You know what I call them?

I call them lower hours. Those are my lower hours. Those are your lower hours when you play

Roker poker, which is when you masturbate while watching out Roker. So anyway, while you're there,

you're playing Roker poker. He tells you what's going to happen at the Olympics that day. He knows

it. He knows it. He saw it. If there was any market for betting on the Olympics, this man would be

rich. He has. He has. Hey, people, why haven't bookies stepped up and worked out? I know some kind

of gambling on the Olympics or something. He possesses the site. And I it's not very handy,

except for every even numbered year, I guess, but it's better than nothing. I don't have the site for

shit. And Nani and honestly, let's be honest about half of those are some games that nobody really

cares about. Because you know why you don't care about the winter Olympics because you don't get

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