The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, your headquarters for the free

Fred Willard effort. Is effort what we're going with? That seems kind of inert. I mean, I feel like we

could have had a little iteration there, but free Fred Willard, fine? Won't you?

The Willard Weiner Why? What? We lacks.

McElroy is my middle brother, my youngest brother is Griffin McElroy. This is the voices.

This is what they sound like. Thank you for this. The lower one is Travis.

He's a few issues. Can I enumerate my issues? Why don't you recap?

It's the quick version. Fred Willard went to an adult movie theater and masturbated,

and then he got fired from public television and radio. Right. So enumerated list of issues.

One, fucking layoff. Two. Two. Frederick? Listen, a lot of people have been drawing,

and by a lot of people, I haven't been following this closely. I have been mistakenly, but then I

remedied my thought process. A lot of people have been drawing comparisons between this and the Paul

Rubens, Jerkhoff accident incident of 1996. When was it? It was early. 21 years ago.

For fuck's sake. So deal with the fact that someone was born on the day that P.W. Herman was arrested

and can share a cocktail with someone over the fact that Fred Willard was arrested for the fact

he was crime. Back then, it was rough. It was rough in tumble because he was a kid, a kid star,

and he was beaten much like a kid star wouldn't do. But this was also in 1973. This is, hey Fred,

it's 2012, sir. Frederick, you can do this at home. You can do this in front of your computer.

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