The Michael Berry Show

You're eating cookies and ice cream I mean cookies and milk with Crystal Gail and you're thinking

She's smoking hot got a body for days.

She's got hair down to the ground.

I mean think of the possibilities there Rapunzel-esque my goodness alive beautiful face

did I mention she's Loretta Lynn's sister If you're married to Crystal Gale, there has never been a man in

history who's said more often, you know if your sister wants to come from your

sister, you know, sister and your family wants to come over this weekend, they can.

Michael, you've said that for 62 straight weekends. They're welcome at my house anytime,

their family. You bring Loretta over any time or we'll go over there and eat some of that

Crisco fried chicken. Yes sir because Lorette will sing to you about don't go out drinking and come home with loving on your mind.

Loretta will sing about things.

I mean she'll make me being a coal miner's daughter just

sexy as all get out and that's not a good look but you're and that's her sister.

You know she's gonna fry up a mess of chicken and she's got so much there covered in that red and white picnic

What do you call it picnic towel picnic what is it blank picnic what's the term picnic? Picknick?

Huh?

No, no, no, the basket, but what do you call the cloth that goes over?

Picnick, that's a, what would you, what would you,

my grandmother used to do that?

She had that red and white, Betty Croix What would you? My grandmother used to do that.

She had that red and white,

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