This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.

You know, it's not so much the burning, but it's, oh my god, it's driving me crazy.

He is really with me and I ain't lying, sister!

Bagel, bagel, bagel, bagel, boogal.

If you've got cute hair, I'm gonna say, damn girl, you got some cute hair.

Oh my god, guys, we are crushing it!

They've turned the radio dial with a snarl.

Then one day they tell me they suddenly realized I was talking to them.

Well, my grandfather always told me, son, if you want to learn about an Argentinian dance that's about prostitutes, speak to a Mormon.

So I was just calling about the two beautiful to-be heard.

I can't believe you're still on the air.

Big wolf!

I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family,

and that violates my or any sense of right and wrong.

And I'm trying to get into breakdancing.

In 1981, Don Henley called up Stevie X and said, hey, let's lay something down.

She said, I love to, but first I need to inject cocaine into my bowl.

Well, a Hoi Hoi!

Welcome to a brand new, totally live, completely original Tuesday night edition of TBTL.

Yay! Yay!

TBTL in case you forgot during our log absences.

I can show that it's probably too beautiful to live.

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