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My name is Graham.

Like the cracker, my last name is Yoast.

Blood French Toast but with a Y.

There is no A.

Is there any movie buffs here?

I bear no blood relation to the screenwriter of speed, but I am currently on it.

But I'm joking about that.

I am a botanist and a standup comedian.

And with the utmost respect to Joseph's wife for 31 years, I have been Joseph's secret lover for 32.

And that is also a joke.

I have never met a lot of you, but I just want to say that I will really miss Joseph.

And I also will be performing at the comedy shop on May 29th, 30th, June 1st, 2nd, 5th, 7th, and 25th.

If you'd like a flyer, I'll just leave a stack on the casket.

I know that Joseph would have wanted you all to be there every night.

And to make sure you never miss a Monday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

That's watches are real, they're really sleepy.

Can you tell somebody loved him the heck out of Will Ferrell's appearance on Saturday Night Live over the weekend?

That's somebody is me.

Your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 184 pounds.

You know what I used to eat for breakfast?

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