May 12, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2010

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Music from Chris Pureka, Callmakers, and TBTL is Mystery Solvers! Who is this woman walking her pet bobcat around Olympia?

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0:00.0	Elegmented TVG F.
0:02.8	Silpio, let's do it, let's rock!
0:06.2	Let's listen to it!
0:13.3	Dampian?
0:15.1	It's time for cat massage.
0:16.7	Petting is just randomly petting.
0:19.5	Most people will go mid-back.
0:21.6	F. If we understood fluent in the hour, cats would tell us that petting is passé,
0:26.8	because your cat wants a massage.
0:28.7	No oils or lotions are needed.
0:30.7	Cat massage even helps some cats tolerate a bath.
0:34.1	But I don't think they'll be showing that.
0:36.0	How do you know if you're giving a good cat massage?
0:38.2	Except me.
0:39.2	Relax, you have the best teacher available.
0:42.3	Your cat.
0:43.5	Here's how champ taught me.
0:45.2	Remember the old Simon and Garfunkel song?
0:48.0	Low down, you're moving too fast.
0:51.1	That says a lot about life and about cat massage.
0:54.8	Yes indeed, it does.
0:56.4	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
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