It's the first line of the film, man. It's got to be on the money here.

It's all right. Okay, cut. All right, man. It's got to give it some passion too, man. And you

got to, it's all right. It's okay. There's something to live for. Jesus told me so.

It's all right. It's something to live for. Jesus told me so.

Okay, great film, but we got to, we have to have fluidity in there. Okay, this is take eight.

It's all right. It's okay. Okay, that's fine. You got to watch your teeth too because they

clack a little bit when they loosen up in the mall. T-B-T-L.

Well, hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. You know, this show is like a dinosaur to you.

You hold it and then you hand it off to the next person. Indeed, I'm your host, Luke Burbank,

weighing in at 179 pounds. This is episode five, five, five in a collector series.

Soat 500 and 55 and it's going to be a real doozy. Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

I am so thrilled to debut a new segment that we're calling. I'm just going to say it.

That's right. We're just going to say it. Betty White on Saturday Night Live.

Pretty funny, not like side-splittingly hilariously funny, not we should be having an internet

petition to try to get her to host the Oscars funny. We'll get into that. Also celebrity,

robbery roundup. Yes, that's a whip snap. I downloaded for free off the internet. You get

what you pay for. It's not a very good whip snap at all. And then also the television show lost

is drawing towards its end and it's got Jen feeling real stressed out. We'll get into that.

And if we have time, of course, release the Kraken. We'll try to release the Kraken.

Let's welcome Sean Ditori to the program. He is the most interesting man in the world.

And he's sitting right across from me here at Burbank Studios. Hi, Sean.

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