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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, my name's Max Beleg Day. |
| 0:03.0 | And I'm not Max Beleg Day. |
| 0:06.0 | So keep the camera here. |
| 0:08.0 | TikTok wasn't working out for us, so we decided to set up our own little business. |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, we did, and the US Hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are. |
| 0:18.0 | But it won't always just be us, except it is always us, but it's not always just us. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:26.6 | Um, yeah, that's true actually. |
| 0:30.6 | Um, well, that's literally what the sentence said. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | I'll, I'll just piss off, Max. |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah. Um, how are you? Um, I'm, piss off, Max. Yeah. |
| 0:39.2 | How are you? |
| 0:41.4 | I'm great, actually. |
| 0:42.7 | Do you know what? |
| 0:43.5 | Go on. |
| 0:44.0 | Tell me what. |
| 0:48.5 | The son is the best. |
| 0:50.5 | No. |
| 0:51.7 | Disagree. |
| 0:53.6 | The son is the worst. Always the daughter. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, I was gonna say, you'd be sound like... |
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