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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Max Spelleg Day. |
| 0:02.1 | And I'm George Clark. |
| 0:04.1 | Welcome to the Useless Hotline. |
| 0:06.0 | TikTok wasn't going to have Fafar. |
| 0:07.6 | So it decided to set off our own little business. |
| 0:09.9 | Yes, we did, Fafar. |
| 0:11.3 | And the Useless Hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, |
| 0:14.2 | no matter how we are discussing or ha ha ha, they are. |
| 0:17.3 | But it won't always just be Ouse. |
| 0:20.1 | Some weeks will be joined by a special guest. |
| 0:22.8 | And never before have we been joined by a more special guest |
| 0:26.1 | than Colonel Sanders' little mini fillet. |
| 0:30.0 | It's Evie! |
| 0:33.6 | Evie has joined the party. |
| 0:36.5 | Evie is officially one of our interns. |
| 0:38.4 | Oh, she's brought her matta along with her. |
| 0:41.0 | She loves a matcher, does Evie? |
| 0:43.2 | Look, she responds to matcher. |
| 0:45.1 | Matcher. |
| 0:46.1 | Matcher. |
| 0:47.3 | Oh, guys, this is my dog, Evie. |
| 0:49.8 | In case you are new here for some unknown reason, |
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