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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Acast recommends. |
| 0:03.4 | Ever wondered what life's really like after prison. |
| 0:06.2 | We're Jules. |
| 0:07.0 | And Zach from the Life After Prison podcast. |
| 0:09.6 | We dive deep with people who've been there. |
| 0:11.8 | Like Natty. |
| 0:12.5 | I'm trying to change the better myself and better everyone around me |
| 0:15.4 | and show the other people that it might be difficult, but you can do it. |
| 0:18.8 | You'll also hear loads more from us. |
| 0:21.2 | Jules, tell us your ghost and story. |
| 0:22.8 | When I was going to see a guy and he didn't turn up. |
| 0:25.7 | What happened? |
| 0:26.4 | He did turn up. |
| 0:28.0 | Search Life After Prison on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:33.4 | ACAS is a home of podcasting, including such shows as |
| 0:36.8 | The Girls' Bathroom, the Magnus Archives, and the one you're listening to right now. |
| 0:45.5 | Whoa! Ever so sorry to bloody interrupt. I'm not. I hate useless hotline Max and George. |
| 0:55.0 | I way prefer the break room Max and George. |
| 0:58.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.8 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:59.9 | We're just here to let you guys know something. |
| 1:02.3 | That's right. |
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