Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York

The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8 • 701 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Max Belleg day.
0:02.0	Hi, Max Blug Day. I'm George Clark. Welcome to the useless hotline, Ticktok, Wazone, and our business. We set this business up because it wasn't working out for us. Yes, we did. And the teachers that line was there, we help you with young we're in the and we're embarrassing and they are. Uh, we've not got a guest this week. Hey! You thought there was a guest and you, idiot.
0:24.6	It's actually just us, realistically.
0:27.7	Realistically.
0:29.1	Max, what have you been doing, really?
0:30.9	I have a list, really.
0:32.8	Oh, he's on his list.
0:33.9	And you know, I was trying to come up with a guest for this episode.
0:37.4	And then I sat and I thought, there's no one that I would rather be here with than you. See, I'm just upset. I can find a guest. Fair enough. I actually have a list of things that I want to talk about. Go on. First of all. Immediately with a media affair. First of all, I have a hilarious story about my mom and my stepdad that are on a cruise right now.
0:38.1	Oh, was it a poop cruise? No, I wish. So they're on a cruise. They become cruisers. Yeah. Not in a weird, sexy way, but they become cruisers in their later life. They enjoy that they get to be on a glorious ship and then explore different places, travel, or have all that fun.
1:12.8	And this was their first time on a virgin cruise.
1:15.6	They've usually been P&R.
1:17.1	How have they had you then?
1:18.4	Way!
1:20.2	Get it?
1:21.1	Cos Shaggin!
1:22.3	Anyway, they are on a virgin cruise and they've always usually been on P&O. and P&O is more for mature people, I'd say, and for a family-friendly cruise. Famously, there's a song about it, like a nursery rhyme-esque song. Go on. Pia, Pia, Piano, Peno, Piano, Piano, Piano, PianoN-O. Hey! We are the cruising men.
1:44.5	We come from down the way, and we go sail.
1:47.2	What can you sail?
1:49.2	I sail a cruise ship.
1:51.7	P&B, P-N-O, P-N-O, P-N-O, P-N-O, P-N-O.
1:58.1	We need to record an intro song for this podcast using our Acapella Voices.
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