Hello, my name's Max Spelleg Day. And I'm George Clark. Well, no, say you much on it. And I'm Andrew Spat. And welcome to the useless hotline. Yeah. Try to do more. Right. Try to remember George's thing. So I say, I'm Maxperleg Day. And I'm George Clark. And welcome to the useless hotline. Where we answer your, oh, TikTok isn't, wasn't working out for us. So we've decided to hop on this little thingy. I can't remember. Close. Close. So we just, right, let me see if I can remember it. TikTok wasn't working out for us. So we've decided to set up our own business. Business, he might say. Yes. and he goes like perro or whatever that means, I don't know. Yes, we did. And the useless hotline is a podcast where we help you with your queries, no matter how we're disgusting or embarrassing they are. Boom. But, oh, I thought you were actually going to do it then. You say, but it won't always be us. It won't always be us. Today we have a little guest.

Yeah, okay, yeah, that works.

Because we've got Evie with us.

I thought I was the guest, but yeah.

I mean, actually, yeah, technically you are also the guest.

George is away today.

He is on holiday with his pals.

So I thought that we would do a little muckbang with my boyfriend Andrew and our dog, Evie. Oh, she's the star of the show, really. She really is the star of the show. Guys, also for anybody who saw our live stream, our Patreon members only, I think, wasn't it, that saw the live stream? She was on the episode as well, wasn't she? Yeah. Anyway, if you've seen Evie before, here's a reference for how much she's grown.

She's so big now. stream. She was on the episode as well, wasn't she? Yeah. Anyway, if you've seen Evie before, here's a reference for how much she's grown.

She's so big now.

She's quite a bit. I think she's doubled in size. I feel like, do you know of them cat shells that they do where they're like beautiful feline, look at the feline, beautiful feline, beautiful arch. curvature of her spine.

Yeah.

I feel like I'm doing that right now.

But oh my God. Isn't she beautiful, guys?

Tell us how beautiful she is in the comments.

Yeah. I feel like I'm doing that right now. But oh my God.

Isn't she beautiful, guys?

Tell us how beautiful she is in the comments. She's my queen. Oh, look at you being an influencer. Look at you, Slay. Come on in turns. Let's get together. Get together in turns. So Andrew, for the audio listeners, why don't you tell them what we're going to be eating today? We have a beautiful selection of food gathered by Maisie, our wonderful assistant.

I said, oh, wonderful assistant.

I'm not paying that. We've got some yo sushi, which is delicious. We've got 150 quids worth of yo sushi. We do not spawn, not spawn. So I did a campaign with them, and they gave us a voucher, so we've got £150 worth of sushi right now Yes and it's very cold. These geosas look cold. Yeah, it's been in for a while. But it looks delicious. Right, I'm going to put Eby down because she will also eat the sushi. Do you know it's bad for them to have like raw fish? Yeah. I didn't realize. And grapes. And grapes. Grapes are lethal many things that we're learning that dogs can't have. There's so, yeah, chocolate obviously, but nicotine is highly poisonous to them. So like, think of how many cigarette butts are on the floor. How do you get them to avoid eating them? Oh, can we feast now? Yeah, let's dig in. Let's dig in. for this episode we're going going to be talking through some different topics. We've also got our Patreon interns to send in some questions. But as this is a mug bang, we will also be filling our big fat faces, won't we, Andrew? Yes, we absolutely will be. A bit more ASMR, ready? What do you think, oh, yes. What do you think about the idea that when people get into relationships, they gain weight? I wholeheartedly agree. Because look at us. We've doubled it. No, actually, no, you've halved. The jungle halved his size. I was going to say, speak for yourself, darling. Exponentially growing for... Oh, my God, these look soggy.com. Look at them. Got some... Show them to the camera. Some prawn catsuit in here look like little weeners. Little weeners. They're soggy weeners. I remember when we first met, and now I look back to old pictures of us, so rude. We are literally like the skinniest people that ever lived. We look 12 years old. You're still skinny.

I mean, yeah.

I'm also not skinny.

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