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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Max Balak Day. |
| 0:02.1 | And Dom George Clark, and welcome to the TikTok Hotline. |
| 0:06.6 | Useless Hotline. |
| 0:08.1 | Wrong. |
| 0:08.8 | We're trying to set up our own little business. |
| 0:10.8 | Yes, we did, and the Useless Hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, |
| 0:14.3 | no matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are. |
| 0:17.1 | But it won't always just be us. |
| 0:20.3 | Some weeks we'll be joined by a special guest |
| 0:22.6 | or maybe even |
| 0:23.9 | the other fucking co-hosts. |
| 0:26.5 | Yeah, there's no guest today. |
| 0:28.4 | It's just a Max and George episode |
| 0:29.9 | and we have a lot to catch up on |
| 0:32.0 | because we actually haven't seen each other |
| 0:34.1 | in over a month. |
| 0:35.1 | I know. Best month ever. |
| 0:37.2 | Best month ever. Greatest begin of my life. It's quite crazy because you guys at home might be like what but they put out an episode like how they've been putting out episodes so much well guess what bitches we pre-filmed them. The internet's not real it's not a real place. That's right. Um, no beds. And I feel like we just have so much |
| 0:55.0 | To catch up on in life |
| 0:56.5 | And I've been so excited to do this podcast |
| 0:58.6 | Just to speak to you |
| 0:59.3 | I've not spoke to you in so long |
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