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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what is up you guys? My name is Max Belike Day and you are you? How you doing? |
| 0:08.0 | Comment down below here's this guy. |
| 0:11.0 | What the absolute hell is even going on but I like it. It's me. Back with another freaking video. |
| 0:18.0 | Hey! It's us. We're here. This is the useless lot, lot, lot, we're here, he's queer. Hey! We're having a good time, my dear. The useless hotline is a place where we help you with our queries, no matter how weird, disgusting or embarrassing, they are. Oh. But it won't always just be us. |
| 0:37.6 | Do you like that one, audio listeners? |
| 0:38.9 | Did you? |
| 0:39.2 | I just cracked open a cold one. |
| 0:41.1 | That was my left shoulder blade. |
| 0:44.9 | Hello. |
| 0:45.7 | No, Max, stop doing that. |
| 0:50.1 | Right, okay. |
| 0:52.2 | TikTok wasn't working out for us. |
| 0:53.7 | We did that very low of a hashtag. Yes, we did in the US. Oh, I've already said that. Anyway, okay. TikTok wasn't working out for us. I did that. I did have to try and I've already said that. |
| 0:56.8 | Anyway, hi! |
| 0:58.7 | I've had so much caffeine today. |
| 1:00.9 | I had three gummies of pre-workout gummies. |
| 1:05.2 | I take little sweeties that are shockful. |
| 1:08.0 | That's so funny to think that you get all of your nutrient value from Mr. Sweets. |
| 1:11.4 | I do. |
| 1:12.1 | I do. |
| 1:07.9 | It helps me. It's kind of like... Vitamin C gummies at the start of the day. It's kind of like Hulk on. Do you know what I mean? Like I turn into the Hulk as soon as these gummies hit. Hulk on? Hulk activated. That's what it turns into. He's such a Marvel fan. |
| 1:10.0 | He's got all the quips and phrases down. |
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