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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, no. It's not even about that. Who cares? Oh, no. Somebody's got to move out.
0:08.2	Okay. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:27.6	Hello, Griff, how are you?
0:30.4	I'm good. We both look very preppy today.
0:33.3	Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
0:35.4	I'm good. I'm good. I am fresh off of a three-month dating experience with someone that is not going to progress.
0:44.4	Oh, yeah. Break my heart. Actually, my heart is still intact, and I learned a lot. And again, we were dating. We weren't exclusive, And I've been reminding some of my hetero friends that, like, I'm dating right now.
0:56.9	I'm kind of sampling a few different things.
0:59.2	And he was one of, you know, one of a few people that I was dating.
1:03.6	But I'd been with him for three months or, you know, going on dates for three months.
1:08.2	And we just got to a place where it just doesn't get to continue.
1:13.3	Oh.
1:14.2	And you know what the biggest learning was?
1:16.3	Tell me.
1:17.6	That when someone says something to listen to that.
1:23.4	Oh, God.
1:25.0	It sucks, but it's so true when somebody tells you who they are, believe them.
1:29.2	Yes.
1:29.4	Or what they are or aren't looking for.
1:32.0	Yes.
1:33.1	That's like my biggest learning.
1:34.4	And I'm like giddy because it's so obvious.
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