The Problem Friend

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm not allowed to call Griff Blonde anymore because it's rude.
0:03.0	I'd like to say this is one of the seconds where I would have said it.
0:06.9	You would have said in the past.
0:19.1	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:28.2	Kira, we're matching today.
0:29.8	We are matching in our black t-shirts.
0:31.4	Griff, you're wearing a pair of sunglasses.
0:32.9	What's going on?
0:33.6	What's going on as I live in Los Angeles.
0:36.2	Wow.
0:37.3	I mistook which episode we were recording today, so I brought an outfit for a fun episode coming out.
0:43.8	And luckily I had a t-shirt on.
0:45.0	So I was just trying to jure it up, you know.
0:46.9	Got it, got it, got it.
0:47.8	Black t-shirt is classic.
0:49.6	Kira, how the hell are you?
0:51.7	I'm good.
0:52.8	Just finished John Hamm's S&L episode and now up for air on hiatus, leaving for Moon Tower,
1:01.0	Austin, Texas on Wednesday.
1:02.4	Cool.
1:03.5	Banging out a little rewrite of a movie this week so we can shoot it this summer.
1:08.8	You know, a little this, little bit.
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