Matt McCusker Returns!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's a little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it after group to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, drag. I'm your host, Hage, Philly coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Austin, Texas. And, totally unfortunately, we left at the house in Philly. and it's a bit of a problem. |
| 0:22.2 | Neighbors are calling. |
| 0:23.8 | There's stuff on of a problem. |
| 0:22.3 | Neighbors are calling. There's stuff on the front lawn. There's fireworks going off. |
| 0:26.6 | It's going to be a whole scene when we get back. It's going to be grinding for about two weeks |
| 0:29.5 | when we get home. Okay. All right. My cause is coming out of you from right next to me. |
| 0:35.3 | He is the CEO of RU Garbage International businessman. |
| 0:38.4 | Real big shot. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. What up, gang. Shout out to you as always. Make sure you rate you, subscribe on iTunes, full video of Albaugh on YouTube, full video on Apple on Spotify. And obviously the greatest website of all time. Don't have to tell anybody in this room www. www. patreon.com |
| 0:54.2 | you go over there, you get all that bonus content gang. |
| 0:56.8 | Love that money. |
| 0:58.5 | And gang, we could be more excited of our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special |
| 1:02.1 | guest. |
| 1:02.7 | He's back with us again today. |
| 1:04.4 | He did one of our earliest episodes over Zoom, one of our oldest friends in comedy, |
| 1:09.7 | Netflix special, the other half of Matt and Shane's secret podcast, also known as the shaman and a hell of a hell of a talent on the recorder. Give it up from Mr. Matt McCusker, everybody. Man, thank you. Thank you, bro. Thanks for coming, buddy. That was great. That was during the pandemic when I did the episode. Yeah. I was in my basement. Uh-huh. Yeah. And you were dubbed the, you were very early on dubbed the Prince of Trash. I appreciate that. And I, you know, there's very few people who have yet to like really overcome that like fucking stelco, suburban Philadelphia area trash. my oldest memory of you and I don't know why it |
| 1:47.6 | always sticks out of my head I think it sticks out on my head because of the way your shadow was |
| 1:51.2 | on this building but me and cotton dropped you off one night at home and I don't know where the |
| 1:56.5 | fuck you lived but you walk through like a vacant lot that had like a light on it and as you walked |
| 2:02.7 | into the darkness your shadow was on the other building and then you just disappeared that was the |
| 2:08.6 | only time we ever took you home really remember that yeah i i was just talking about you guys |
| 2:13.6 | recently uh just like when i was some burned out neighborhood. It was 30 my house on |
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