Tom Segura: The Early Years
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that up to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Tommy buns. I'm your host, Dave Schully coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Austin, Texas at Todi Ranch, soon to be the premier producer of Longhorn Beef. My co-who's coming in Aver right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage, international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure your rate review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on video available over there on Spotify baby climbing a charge shout out to the creator program and we're charging the fucking charts bait we're not the top of the charts doesn't matter of the charts you know what I mean who wants to be in the top of the pack not us we're a couple of middle of the road kind of guys uh then obviously patreon.com so i show you garbage |
| 0:54.6 | you go over there and get all that bonus content gang that's right and gang we couldn't be |
| 0:57.7 | more excited ever incredibly and i mean incredibly special guests back with us again today |
| 1:01.9 | you know them you love them mr tom saguro thank you Tommy buns thank you |
| 1:07.5 | entrepreneur actor producer podcaster. |
| 1:11.2 | This has real dateline vibes. |
| 1:12.7 | It does. |
| 1:13.3 | It does. |
| 1:14.7 | Tom, what are you doing here? |
| 1:15.9 | Where I buried the kids. |
| 1:17.4 | There's no way I'm going to make it with this fireplace either. |
| 1:19.7 | I'm already schfitz it. |
| 1:21.0 | I love the ranch, by the way. |
| 1:22.5 | Thank you. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.2 | I totally bought it when you were like, I just bought the place. |
| 1:25.3 | I was like, oh, shit. In my head, I was like, damn, I'm not doing as bad as everybody thinks. |
| 1:29.1 | I'm not going to push back on that. |
| 1:32.0 | You really thought I could have swung this? |
| 1:34.0 | Me personally could have swung this? |
| 1:35.8 | I didn't doubt it when you said it. |
| 1:37.5 | Man. |
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