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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Tom Segura: The Early Years

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Tom Segura! This episode we are going back in time to find out about Tom's early trashy habits. You know Tom Segura from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House, The Joe Rogan Experience, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Kill Tony, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Whiskey Ginger, Flagrant, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that up to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Tommy buns. I'm your host, Dave Schully coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Austin, Texas at Todi Ranch, soon to be the premier producer of Longhorn Beef. My co-who's coming in Aver right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage, international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure your rate review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on video available over there on Spotify baby climbing a charge shout out to the creator program and we're charging the fucking charts bait we're not the top of the charts doesn't matter of the charts you know what I mean who wants to be in the top of the pack not us we're a couple of middle of the road kind of guys uh then obviously patreon.com so i show you garbage

0:54.6

you go over there and get all that bonus content gang that's right and gang we couldn't be

0:57.7

more excited ever incredibly and i mean incredibly special guests back with us again today

1:01.9

you know them you love them mr tom saguro thank you Tommy buns thank you

1:07.5

entrepreneur actor producer podcaster.

1:11.2

This has real dateline vibes.

1:12.7

It does.

1:13.3

It does.

1:14.7

Tom, what are you doing here?

1:15.9

Where I buried the kids.

1:17.4

There's no way I'm going to make it with this fireplace either.

1:19.7

I'm already schfitz it.

1:21.0

I love the ranch, by the way.

1:22.5

Thank you.

1:23.0

Yeah.

1:23.2

I totally bought it when you were like, I just bought the place.

1:25.3

I was like, oh, shit. In my head, I was like, damn, I'm not doing as bad as everybody thinks.

1:29.1

I'm not going to push back on that.

1:32.0

You really thought I could have swung this?

1:34.0

Me personally could have swung this?

1:35.8

I didn't doubt it when you said it.

1:37.5

Man.

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