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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: GARBAGE Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 27% Off Sitewide. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Merch alert, baby.
0:01.5	Merch alert, merch alert, merch alert, merch alert.
0:03.4	The quality is going through the roof, as they say. Hooking. Gang, do yourself a favor. Get over to RUGarbage.com. We got hats. We got shirts. Got mugs. We got key chains. We got wall art. We got paintings you can buy. Go check it out. Are you Garbage.com limited supply list. Do it, yeah.
0:20.5	Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU.Gurbage. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we found that at the group to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host. It's fully coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toadie's in a new addition.
0:38.3	She just hit a deer with the car.
0:41.6	That's pretty good.
0:42.9	I didn't see it coming, nor did she.
0:45.7	It's in the living room.
0:47.3	My coes is coming out from across the table.
0:49.5	The daily double down.
0:50.4	This is what we call the family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Give it up for Kevin. James Ryan. Hey, shout out to you, mother effers. First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, just make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify and the boys got the ladder out and they're climbing a rigging charts. We're climbing a charts, baby. Top podcasts. Uh-huh. Country. Uh-huh. Hot as guys. Top comedy. We're in there. Top 100. Uh-huh. Something. Billboard. Is that all the podcasts in the world or just in United States? United States. Eastern Regional. The lower half of Pennsylvania. The lower 48. Which I like that. I like that term, the lower 48. The lower 48? That's what's called. Lower 48 states. Why the lower 48?
1:44.4	That's what the kids call it.
1:45.6	I'm not accusing you.
1:46.6	I'm just asking.
1:47.5	Yeah, I don't know.
1:48.2	Okay.
1:49.0	Ask Kai Sinette, one of them kids.
1:51.2	High show speed.
1:53.4	Tate McCray.
1:54.3	I don't know.
1:55.0	Kids are doing it.
1:55.9	Check out.
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