I've tried to make the argument that selling drugs is addictive in itself. I did for like 15 years. I quit embarrassingly not that long ago. Did you forget Robb? Yeah, for sure. I got robbed at Club Point one time, West Billy trying to buy Perkinset. That was embarrassing. A guy just bust out of Billy Club. Like, I'll smack your head. Clubpoint. Dude, I was the last guy to get robbed to clubbed. Oh, yeah. By your wife?

Yeah, for sure. We were like dating. I was in her apartment. We're in the apartment. I was in her bed. Hold on. I want to get like a guy in an office hard. Hey, yo, what the fuck? Actually, it was like a light kidnapping. I was like, you're not going anywhere until I get my fucking money. I take him to the T-Mobile store and we walk in there and I'm like yeah he needs a new cell phone

he's just sitting there just like looking at his feet and then like kidnapping. I was like, you're not going anywhere until I get my fucking money. I take him to the T-Mobile store and we walk in there and I'm like, yeah, he needs a new

cell phone. He's just sitting there. It's like looking at his feet. And then at one point he goes,

help. And I was like, shut the fuck up.

Bad Bunny is the biggest music star in the fucking world. I'm a fan.

Is he a song about like his being like horny for his aunt or something you literally have a bit in your special about wanting to fuck your aunts no what's up everybody welcome with flakered hello hello

it is great to be back um i'm very excited for this first episode back that we have a hilarious comedian,

successful podcaster, a shaman of sorts, a man of many talents, a radio play in the near

future coming out. Yeah, it's coming. I would love to talk about that. And a Netflix comedy

special, a humble offering coming out on a date that you specifically... I did not ask for. They were saying, we're going to do it in January, and I said, all right, I'll take January. That's a while's out. Hey, we might do it in October. I said, that'd be great. What's the date? Like, October 7th. And I said, hey, we'll do what you have to do. that's what they said yeah I mean you know

it's funny. It's all, like, bringing up to people, like, they gave me October 7th. And they're like, show what? And I'm like, remember that thing? And like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so long ago, dude. It's not really, well, that was last now. Yeah, that is a while.

On the year anniversary. You know, it's funny, I saw you promote it and I did not forget the date. So I wonder if this actually is like working out in your favor. It's like October 7 is going to work twice. It'd be a horrible thing to come up on. Yeah, it'd be a horrible thing to have been to my favor. actually worked out pretty well for me so

but people need to cheer up to laugh you know

they didn't need a laugh to come up on it. Yeah, it'd be a horrible thing to bend to my favor. Yeah, actually worked out pretty well for me, so.

But people need to cheer,

the laugh, you know? They do need a laugh.

They'll be happy. They need a good laugh. Yeah, true. That's what we need right now. We need a good laugh. Also, I just want to say... And some water. You're welcome to the Puerto Ricans. Okay, the Puerto Ricans have been.

I also think you shaved your face

just to look more Puerto Rican.

I did.

This is the actual bad bunny.

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