Dude, these women will blow anybody, no offense.

It makes me respect women less than he's down.

Dude, I don't respect women at all. It's a huge problem.

Maybe he's scared about having a pregnant belly and just...

When my friends have a pregnant belly, I'm like, I can't stand near you.

I'll do a clean uppercut.

Oh, I think about the uppercut all the time.

Dude, there was a guy last night walking around my house, and he just kept opening his fly and showing the tip of his penis. It was almost like he wanted me to be like, it's good. And then I walked up to the super, and I was like, there's a guy just showing the tip of his penis everywhere. And the super goes, that's awesome. And I was like, what? They go, you have to be a lesbian.

There's no way you can suck a bandbilt. is everywhere. And the Super goes, That's awesome. And I was like, what? They go, you have to be a lesbian.

There's no way you can suck and build a house. And I go, I can do both. It's pretty good. So then I chased after him, and I was slamming him with my luggage, calling him a sociopath. And then I said to everybody, I was like, this guy's a sociopath. I was like, you know what sociopaths do they kids?

And he looked at me like, don't do this.

And I went, hey, everybody, this guy, this kid.

Oh, this kid. It was crazy.

I kind of wish that there were reptiles running the government. I was thinking about that.

I wish I still had that back, that belief in the back of my mind. Because right now it's just

Trump. It's just a guy. You know. Because right now it's just Trump.

It's just a guy.

You know what I mean? It's just a guy on Twitter who watches Kimmel. I'm like, no. I can't have a president watching Kimmel. There's got to be a puppet master, but I don't think there is. He's just a guy, dude. That's depressing. Yeah. You want to believe it's reptiles. At least Biden was controlled by somebody.

I mean, he was dead.

Right.

Bush had his dad controlling him, which was nice.

Yeah, yeah.

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