Mateen Stewart

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Mateen talk about apology farts, stealing toilet paper, and officiating weddings.Donate to The Jayme M. Whitfield Scholarship Fund here - https://givebutter.com/jaymemwhitfield Follow Mateen! IG: https://www.instagram.com/mateenstewart/feed/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MateenStewart Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/ Are you a fan of stand up? Download and subscribe to Comedy Showcase App!https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.5	Oh shit!
0:20.4	Hello, Elaine.
0:21.6	La la la, la, cup the balls, cup the balls.
0:24.6	Hey, uh, welcome to community service podcast.
0:27.6	Thank you guys so much.
0:29.6	Uh, and, uh, we've been listening, you know?
0:33.6	The fans have spoken.
0:35.6	Everyone's mad at me bleeping the first minute.
0:38.2	Well, you go fuck yourself.
0:39.7	We're going to bleep that too.
0:41.3	We bleep because YouTube, I've already explained this,
0:43.9	demonetizes you for cuss words because YouTube's some sense of little.
0:48.0	Okay?
0:48.7	But now the fans have spoken.
0:50.3	They're tired of the bleep, so we're going to do fart noises because it's funny.
0:53.2	It's funny.
0:53.8	You know?
0:56.0	There you go.
0:56.8	Fart, fart, fart.
0:58.1	Anyways, as we do, we got to thank the Patreon, new patrons.
1:03.5	I really appreciate you.
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