UNLOCKED: Bonus Patreon Episode

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's Thanksgiving! As a thank you to all the fans we've unlocked last week's Patreon. Craig talks about the difference between east coast and west coast comedy clubs, goal underwear, and getting kicked out for farts. Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/ For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.5	Oh shit!
0:19.5	Are we rolling?
0:22.0	Yes.
0:22.7	Are my knees in the shot?
0:24.6	No.
0:25.2	Thank God.
0:26.3	My knees are dirty.
0:28.0	My knees are dirty.
0:29.8	Hey, first of all, huge shout out to Instagram for changing everything.
0:35.8	Oh yeah, I didn't look.
0:37.1	I heard about it. I hate them.
0:38.7	I hate them. They changed the algorithms. All the comedians I constantly talk to unless
0:49.9	they're had a million plus followers. They're constantly losing followers.
0:54.8	What?
0:55.8	Across the board.
1:01.4	Uh, we, we always lost followers, but we always gained followers, too.
1:09.3	Uh, we're not, this is, it's just, that's another thing that I hate that I even analyze, but it's business.
1:10.2	It's business. But then they change the stuff
1:12.0	there's a little heart button on the bottom right they put it up top and they put a shopping button
1:17.7	so we're we've been hitting that heart because the dopamine you get the lights yeah yeah yeah comments
1:22.6	and now it's shops and they know I love flannels and they just put flannels there. I'm like, oh,
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