The Lord is Testing Me

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about leaky pipes, cutting in line, and looking for aliens. Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/ Need somebody to align your spine? Check out Bass Chiropractic!https://www.instagram.com/basschiropractic/ Are you a fan of stand up? Download and subscribe to Comedy Showcase App!https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a...
0:05.0	Sixth-Zero in progress close of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears you shit as dead.
0:11.0	Get back here! Hey, I have some...
0:22.1	How are you?
0:23.4	How are you?
0:25.6	I have some guests to thank guests.
0:28.1	Patreon.
0:28.6	New Patreon members.
0:29.7	I don't have a guest.
0:30.8	I don't have...
0:31.5	I canceled on them.
0:33.0	I said, hey, fuck you.
0:34.9	No, I'll tell you why in a moment.
0:36.9	Thank you, new Patreon. No, I'll tell you why in a moment. Thank you, new patrons.
0:38.7	Jake Lee.
0:41.1	Meet Tiff.
0:42.9	Oh, it's just Tiff.
0:44.3	It's like meat.
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