Masturbation, Boycotts, Existence
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's your best friend, Sarah. Hello. You know, when I listen back to the show, I listen |
| 0:19.5 | back to it, and when I have speed, I don't know if I'm supposed to say that, but I do. |
| 0:25.1 | And then when I listen, like, watch it in regular speed, I'm like, oh, go. I'm so slow. |
| 0:31.4 | My brain doesn't work fast enough. I don't know. I think this whole show should be played |
| 0:36.6 | in one, like, maybe one in a quarter speed. I feel like that's my sweet spot. I talk |
| 0:42.0 | a little, you know, like this. And then on the show, I'm like, boom, bat, boo. You know, |
| 0:47.0 | like, really snap too. I sound sharper. I don't know of all these big pauses. You know, at a |
| 0:56.6 | good weekend, we actually had a couple, just a handful of friends over for a little brunch |
| 1:03.1 | on Sunday, and it was nice. Just like some, and my best friend lives like six houses over |
| 1:10.7 | and his wife and their two kids. And, you know, listen, Sunday is Sabbath. It's not actually |
| 1:20.0 | that's a Friday night to Saturday night or I guess it's Sabbath for, um, would you see |
| 1:25.8 | Sundays called Sabbath for Christians? I don't know. Sunday's my fun day. Sunday's my |
| 1:31.1 | day of rest. They're really try to save Sunday. And so anyway, they came over because they |
| 1:38.2 | know I love to have just a little puff of pot and hold babies. And they gave me that gift. |
| 1:46.2 | I got to hold their little baby. Oh, she's just pure heaven. And then they have a three |
| 1:53.2 | year old who's like, you know, maybe my best friend. And, um, so that was just, uh, it was |
| 1:59.4 | really nice. I mean, listen, I love holding babies completely sober, which is my usual |
| 2:05.1 | state, but a little puff. And then I'm like sitting safely holding a baby. I know, Raj, I can't |
| 2:12.2 | out bit. Um, my friend Naomi years ago when they had a baby, um, now is a teenager. She just |
| 2:21.4 | came to, uh, you know, brought her baby to a party because she knows, uh, you know, I love playing |
| 2:26.6 | with babies when I'm a little high. It's terrible. This is why I'm not a mother, but I am like a young |
| 2:32.1 | grandmother to my friend's kids. That's the way I like to think about like a really young |
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