Whoopi, Birds, Whores

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Join Sarah Silverman and find out why birds aren’t real. Get ready to laugh when Sarah shares some of the all-time best pranks her best friend Tall Jon has played over the years.

Sarah gives the helpful reminder that it’s not all doom and gloom. One Latino caller shares his struggles when asked about race prompting Sarah to discuss this week’s headline news about Whoopi Goldberg and her comments about the Holocaust.

There’s a caller with a fun fact about noses, a caller who has a strange underwear compulsion, and a follow-up from last week’s caller, The Tall Bottom!

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0:00.0	Hi everybody it's me your best friend Sarah Silverman and okay I'm gonna go
0:19.2	right into this there's this movement that I love going on right now and it's
0:24.2	called birds aren't real it was actually started in 2017 and it's it's quest is
0:30.4	to educate the world that birds are not real they once were but they have
0:36.3	since all been destroyed and replaced by drone birds that looks just like
0:41.7	birds but they're drones that the government puts in place to to spy to
0:47.0	spy on us and so this Gen Z movement is amazing it's of course not real
0:53.8	between you and me but they take it so seriously and they're completely
0:58.2	committed they're like protest and cartels games they went to the Twitter head
1:01.5	quarters and protested because of their bird mascots and what are they doing
1:06.3	they're fighting misinformation and conspiracy with misinformation and
1:11.0	conspiracy and I love it and I'm very interested and tickled by it I don't
1:16.8	know reminds me of like what the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster did with
1:21.4	religion or what the theory of last Thursday is them did with you know
1:25.6	existential theory you know that the I don't know like there's this Church of
1:29.5	the Flying Spaghetti Monster and that was basically develop your bird of that
1:33.8	rush and like developed by it was created by atheists and it just was like
1:38.4	kind of flies in the face of religion and it's and last Thursday is on my
1:43.6	love which is the theory that everything was created last Thursday and it
1:49.1	really can't be disproved you know everything was planted in our minds we
1:52.6	were created with memories planted in our minds with every ever that everything
1:56.8	was created last Thursday it's such an interesting theory because it can't
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