You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I have a jam jar with all my old baby teeth in it, because my mom kept him and eventually gave it to me.

I didn't know it was weird till a friend came over, saw it on my bookshelf, and told me it was something a serial killer would have. Obviously, yeah. We just put them out. I think on Etsy you can have someone turn them into jewelry. Yeah, see, the problem is the jar. If you had turned them into like a baby teeth wind chime, that would have been actually cute. Or like one of those. I imagine the clanking of teeth. I mean, everybody thought it was cool with shark teeth. What's the difference with baby teeth? Totally. Let's destigmatize collecting human body parts and putting them on display. Just like we're trying to destigmatize blurting out your secrets here on the radio and we'll even ease you into it by disguising

your voice we've got a woman ready to share her secret she's chosen cassie is her fake name

cassie welcome to the show hi guys how are you sounds like even with the voice changer you have all

your teeth all the adults yeah, voice changer is on.

You are the mass speaker.

Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

Okay, so I talked to my best friend about this.

She's the only one that knows.

And she said, don't tell anyone, but it's one of the things that happen where I, like, I can't,

like, I have to tell someone because it's such a weird thing that happened.

Okay, so you can't stop thinking about it.

Yeah, and it's, like, been, like, a year or two at this point since it happened, and, like, I just need perspective on it. All right. Okay, I don't really want to know, so I'm going to plug my ears for this, but you could tell everybody else. Go ahead. Jeff hates perspective. Yeah. So I live in myself.

I have a really cute, like, Go ahead. Jeff hates perspective. So I live in myself.

I have a really cute, like, two-bedroom house.

No, look at you, girl.

All right.

I, like, I rent it out on Airbnb because there's a lot of, like, commuters and people that, like, travel in and around where I live.

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