They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Absolutely.

Well, that makes our new hero of the week totally insane.

Oh, no.

Who is it, Jeff?

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

And if we're going to talk about this week's hero, they're from Denver, Colorado.

Okay.

He's a 34-year-old man who's now become a legend.

Wow.

And goes by the name Dustin Eggs.

Wow, what a name.

And police just arrested Mr. Eggs because he robbed the same Circle K multiple times over the past calendar year.

But he knows he can do it.

That's why Dusty Eggs is feeling good about himself.

I actually know the safe code of this boy.

When I say multiple times, I don't mean like two or three times.

I was literally thinking three times.

He hit the same store ten separate times all in one year.

Is the cashier like, man, Dustin, just go away.

Like we're buddies now.

Why is he our hero?

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