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Mascara Alert! The 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure Tribute Song Made Us Misty-Eyed

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We’re back from our 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure trip! And it’s our annual tradition to put the trip to song. Click here to listen to the #BBA2025 tribute song!

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0:00.0

Get it. The Birch Show.

0:01.7

Here's your mascara alert. You're going to have to reapply your mascara if you listen to this whole five minutes. Sorry, my mom.

0:07.6

Yeah, son is on me, man. I appreciate you. Okay, you're using the wrong thing.

0:11.7

Yeah, just pull it down. There you go.

0:14.3

Thank you. In a couple of minutes, yeah, we'll do our tribute song for the 2025 Birst Big Adventure trip but before we even get

0:22.6

into that, what you have to understand and we haven't talked to you

0:25.5

guys about this is the trip that doesn't end. I mean

0:28.0

yesterday everybody's on the plane back from Orlando

0:31.9

and it's a very different plane coming back

0:34.8

than it is going. It's a little bit like you're going to

0:36.7

Vegas. Yeah.'re going to Vegas.

0:43.4

That plane to Vegas, man, everybody's excited and they're drinking champagne and it's loud in there, right?

0:44.4

And then three days in Vegas and they're on your way back.

0:47.3

The same people on that plane, it is quiet.

0:50.7

Everybody is sleeping, right?

0:52.7

Yeah, yeah.

0:53.1

So now imagine five days going hard, VIP in Disney.

0:57.9

Yeah, everybody had a Disney hangover on the flight back to it later.

1:02.2

Those flights are quite different.

1:04.1

So it's a little bit on the quiet side.

1:06.1

And then we get off the plane and we start to work our way through the airport.

1:11.0

And we have a whole bunch of employees of the airport that are waiting at our gate for us, right?

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