Marry That Ghost, Girl!
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
5 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo.
- It's cold!
- SNL…who’s gonna take over?
- The Emmy’s
- Anthony Bourdain
- Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen
- Who could win the amazing race?!
- Jeff Bridges’ near death experience
- Theresa Caputo
- Today of all days!
- This shit is the same every episode…
- Does Bryan actually say darling?
- Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now!
- A whack in the head helps her out every now and then
- The bullshit peddler herself
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- Creator: Bryan Green
- Co-Host: Bryan Green
- Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
- Producer: Christina A.
- Producer: Gustavo B.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Honey I am straighter than a pair of chopsticks laying flat on a kitchen table. |
| 0:04.0 | Hetero, hetero, kund, i.e. vagina for lunch. |
| 0:07.3 | Ah. |
| 0:08.3 | Honey, I am straighter than the posture of a military soldier. |
| 0:11.0 | Honey, I am so straight, I have never even seen a man before, okay? |
| 0:14.6 | I don't know what a man looks like, tastes like, or feels like, or? Er, |
| 0:24.0 | on... |
| 0:25.0 | On this episode of the |
| 0:30.0 | on this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:32.0 | Maybe that's where she wears a hair like that. |
| 0:35.0 | It's kind of like a helmet. |
| 0:36.0 | I know, it's the one padding. |
| 0:37.0 | It's the one thing. |
| 0:38.0 | Forget. |
| 0:39.0 | She's getting it mad. |
| 0:41.0 | Left and right. |
| 0:42.0 | I just got hit by a ghost penis in my back. That's my spine |
| 0:46.4 | for he wants to consummate the relationship one last time. If you remember how he |
| 0:50.2 | said ghost was a good representation, I'm here to facilitate a love-making session between you and your dead boyfriend. |
| 0:57.0 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now Oh yeah, |
| 1:05.0 | Cat's the kittens |
| 1:07.0 | Welcome back to the commercial break. |
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