Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married." From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what it's like now re-entering the dating world with a son. He also shares the cute story how he mistook his current girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, expresses his love living in silence, and the changes in his dating life since losing weight. Check out his podcast Gettin' Better with Ron Funches. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:29.0	What's up, podcast?
0:31.0	We're mean to call buyer, tries to figure out how she's still single, even though you could put your dick in a jar of applesauce.
0:37.0	And I'll steal second!
0:39.0	I hate applesauce.
0:41.0	My guest today, you know him from NBC's Undatable.
0:45.0	Trolls, he's got a special on Comedy Central called Giggle Fit. It's Ron Funches!
0:51.0	Oh, how he's loving when you introduce me.
0:55.0	Ron, thank you so much for doing this.
0:57.0	Thank you for having me, Nicole.
0:59.0	I think you are so delightful and a joy to watch on stage.
1:05.0	Yeah, I'm just so excited you're here.
1:09.0	So, quick question, you're not single.
1:13.0	No, not currently.
1:15.0	Are you in a long-term relationship or do you just get into a relationship?
1:19.0	It just turned long-term!
1:21.0	Do you have your anniversary?
1:21.0	Oh, congratulations. That's so sweet. What did you do for your anniversary?
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