Exploding Anime Milkers IRL

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Prettiest Poop Of The Year 4:02.491 Space Force’s New Anthem 10:47.821 Gatekeeping Ice Cubes And Toilet Paper – New Reality Show! 13:28.056 Landlord Pulls Gun On Tenant 25:31.389 People Being Over Protective Of Their Car Part 1 27:30.332 People Being Over Protective Of Their Car Part 2 30:22.445 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:02.388 No, Really, Who Has The World’s Largest Penis 34:41.620 Just Assume There Are Creeper Cams At Your Planet Fitness 41:19.452 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Friday, September 23rd, 2022, coming up on the program today,
0:05.0	rationing out ice cubes and keeping tabs on your toilet paper usage is no way to live.
0:10.5	Plus, who will be crowned prettiest poop of the year?
0:13.7	Real life exploding anime milkers, and it's 12 feet of foreskin for you, not them.
0:31.0	Over a year ago, the full length, three minute album version of the Mentos commercial
0:38.0	was distorted views, test of patience.
0:41.0	What could be worse? How bout if I sing the song?
0:45.0	It doesn't matter what comes, fresh good butter and life.
0:49.0	Take it easy, I am full of life.
0:52.0	Nothing gets to you, stay in fresh, stay in cool.
0:56.0	Take it easy, I am full of life.
0:59.0	Cut the days a day, dozen minutes on your hands.
1:04.0	I was jubble in your life.
1:07.0	Heavy clouds in the sky, tears are filled in your eyes.
1:10.0	It's easy when you're full of life.
1:13.0	Fresh goes better, fresh goes better, fresh goes better.
1:18.0	It's easy when you're full of life, goes better, fresh goes better.
1:23.0	Fresh goes better, it's easy when you're full of life.
1:28.0	It's easy when you're full of life, full of life, full of life.
1:37.0	It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better and life.
1:41.0	Take it easy, I am full of life.
1:44.0	Nothing gets to you, stay in fresh, stay in cool.
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