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You know just what to do when I look at you and I don't want to go.

They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone when I don't want to go.

I always wanted to do a podcast called

Serial, but it was just about serials that I like.

But do it like super serious, the same thing.

Yeah, super serial.

Count Chocula.

Known rapist lives in.

Wow. Is that part of Count Chocula's backstory that he's a rapist?

I don't know. I don't know if they would include that in the serial story.

Those puzzles on the back were really confusing on the box.

It is funny that like part of the story of, like, like, I mean, any vampire is a murderer.

So they're just, this count chocula, they're like, yeah, this murderer is the mascot for our cereal that your children should eat.

He's like Dracula, you know, he like drains the chocolate out of your neck.

No?

Yeah, you know how like little children have chocolate in their necks?

You want to drain it?

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