Hey, thanks for listening to Suicide Buddies.

We just want to say right now, before we start this episode, we tell jokes about suicide,

suicidal thoughts, and depression on this show.

They can get real dark.

And that's because we've been there, and it's how we cope with it.

We hope it'll help you.

It's not because we think suicide is a joke or that it would be funny if anyone committed suicide.

So please just know that going into this show.

And if you're experiencing suicidal thoughts or want to commit suicide, don't do it and call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline right now.

The number is 1-800-273 Talk.

They're always there.

They will talk to you.

They know what you're going through.

They will hear you.

Please stay here with us on Earth.

We're glad you're alive and enjoy the show.

You know just what to do when I look at you and I don't want to go.

They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone when i don't want to go um that should be the new phrase

like you know how you say like oh i'm not gonna i'm not gonna touch that instead we should

say i'm not i'm not gonna suck that dick you know what i mean like i don't want to touch

i'm not going to touch that political topic i'm'm not going to suck off that political topics dick exactly i'm not gonna suck

that dick well i'm not gonna get that cum on my face yeah egg on your face how about cum yeah dude

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