March 6, 2009 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 6 March 2009
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Why It Matters: Encyclopedia Brown. Plus, New Gary Busey tape and dream fights
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to TVTL, brought to you by the Soviet Union and Pan American Airlines, |
| 0:08.3 | featuring Saver Tooth Tiger, Tyrannosaurus Rex, with special guest John Belushi, and music by Jeff Buckley, |
| 0:18.3 | and your host, who is himself, too beautiful to live, Luke Burbank. |
| 0:30.0 | And now, the TVTL players presents the case of the Lemonade staff. |
| 0:58.3 | Bugs Meeney hated being outsmarted by Encyclopedia all the time. He longed to get even, |
| 1:03.6 | but every time he thought about giving Encyclopedia a mouthful of knuckles, he remembered Sally Kimble. |
| 1:09.3 | Sally was Encyclopedia's junior partner, she was also the prettiest girl and the best athlete in the |
| 1:14.4 | fifth grade. What's more, she had done what no one, boy or girl thought was possible. |
| 1:20.0 | She had punched out Bugs Meeney. Bugs was trying to bully a little boy out of his bicycle the |
| 1:24.9 | first time Sally knocked him silly. There was nothing Sally hated more than a bully. |
| 1:30.3 | You need help. Sally said, dusting Bugs' chin with a straight right. Bugs walked around like a |
| 1:36.3 | boy who didn't know whether he was walking or riding. I hope she doesn't ask for me to dance. |
| 1:41.2 | He blubbered, her punch had knocked him silly. Bugs doesn't like you anymore than he likes me. |
| 1:46.9 | Encyclopedia warned Sally, his brain is working over time on revenge. |
| 1:51.6 | I'm not worried about anything he thinks up. Sally said, |
| 1:54.7 | his picture should be in the dictionary next to the word bird brain. |
| 1:58.3 | The detectives were biking to the baseball field at South Park to watch their friends, |
| 2:02.8 | fangs, liver right, and pinky plumber play a little league game. It was a hot ride. |
| 2:07.9 | Let's stop for a cold drink. Sally said, spotting Sonya Easton's lemonade stand. |
| 2:12.7 | Good idea Encyclopedia agreed. Sonya's lemonade stand was an Idaville land mark. |
| 2:18.6 | She used it to raise money for the children's wing at the local hospital. |
| 2:22.1 | Every year she tried to top the year before. |
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