Your list means the T-B-T-L on 97-3 Cairo FM. Talk about change. This is the change American needs.

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And I'd like to suggest to the chairman that he might want to support this because you remember you asked me two years ago not to take a vote on it.

And so I did not ask for a vote on it and you said it was a very statesman-like thing for me to do at that particular time.

You know, I used to like you.

Let me just say, oh, you are good. Your wife said the same thing.

Awkward, not nearly as awkward though as your typical Monday night edition of T-B-T-L show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds. A little disheartening being that's at the very upper reaches of what my weight is supposed to be.

A little less disheartening though because I come to you tonight not just as talk show host Luke Burbank, but as reverent Luke Burbank.

Jen, you seem so underwhelmed by this news. I called you this afternoon to tell you to look at the website, to look at my certificate of being the reverent.

I don't know. I guess my certificate of ordination.

I did look at all of those.

I get this distinct feeling from you that just because it took me about 30 seconds online because the minimum standard basically was I needed a name and an email address.

I felt like because of that you didn't treat it with the excitement or the reverence that I was kind of hoping you would.

I feel like I gave it the same do that you've given my degree from region.

The difference is one of those is a made up farce and the other took me 30 seconds on a hotmail account to get a hold on.

You're right, that's different.

Thank you. We'll talk about that at 730 by the way. My ordination through the Universal Life Church was wondering what am I actually supporting?

What am I actually a reverent of and I've been doing some snooping and I'll be happy to report my snoopery at 730 tonight.

First though, high flash.

How was the weekend? It was great.

I had one of those wonderful afternoons where so is my best friend Cindy's birthday and we ended up going to the Virginia Inn and just tucking in to a and just staying all day.

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