March 3, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2008

⏱️ 34 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

A recap of Saturday Night Live: the monologue made fun of Diablo Cody and Ellen Page made some sort of statement about her sexuality, we just can't figure out what it was.

Awesome Not Awesome: Jeff Healy passed away over the weekend, and Drew Barrymore made a generous donation...on Oprah.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Sponetti comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation begins.
0:15.0	Virginia Worson's hot air balloon rides.
0:17.0	You don't have to worry about terrorists or long lines, and it's just you and me up in the air.
0:22.0	Whoa!
0:24.0	But don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll get ya.
0:29.0	Don't stay in my house, if you're Darth Sattid.
0:34.0	I say, I say, was that, though?
0:36.0	Who's crazy?
0:37.0	Mia and Carmen, nailed it.
0:40.0	Like a cartoon mouse in Spanish.
0:42.0	What do I do with that?
0:43.0	Like a drunk Chinese woman.
0:45.0	What are you doing?
0:47.0	You scare me.
0:48.0	You're an alcoholic.
0:50.0	Hey there, bloggers and froggers.
0:52.0	Well, hey there, T-B-T-L listeners.
0:54.0	Listen to that.
0:56.0	That's called a host who's actually in the studio, where the show, he hosts, occurs.
1:03.0	This is T-B-T-L NewsTalk 710, Cairo, I'm Luke Burbank.
1:07.0	If you missed last hour, congratulations.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.