March 29, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2010

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke drinks 12 cups of coffee and tries to host the show solo, with mixed results.

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0:00.0	Live from a room next to Luke's bathroom, this is T-B-T-L.
0:05.0	Wow!
0:10.0	Because this guy's making you talk like a crazy person,
0:13.0	you have sexually transmitted crazy mouth, deal breaker.
0:20.0	My fiancee and I keep arguing about our wedding plans and...
0:23.0	Nope, your fiancee's gay. Look at him, look at you.
0:26.0	Classic case of fruit blindness.
0:28.0	Fruit blindness, sir. Have you ever kissed a gentleman?
0:31.0	One time in college, and a lot since then.
0:38.0	My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since he got promoted at his job.
0:42.0	Yeah, he thinks he deserves a VJJ upgrade.
0:44.0	He doesn't. He's not Tom Brady.
0:46.0	Shut it down, deal breaker.
0:48.0	Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual.
0:50.0	That's just something they invented in the 90s to sell hair products.
0:53.0	Deal breaker.
0:55.0	Only one snake in the bed, deal breaker.
0:59.0	I think you guys are gonna make it.
1:03.0	Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
1:09.0	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:12.0	Extortion, bribery, junkyard cats. This is nasty, heavy stuff.
1:17.0	We get into all kinds of things here on this program.
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