March 26, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2010

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke loses his mind over people calling his cell phone during the show, and Jen thinks 'Hot Tub Time Machine' is going to be the key to her aging gracefully.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I've got lots of news. Good news? No, just a little bit of terrible news there, but...
0:08.0	Oh, let's start with the good news.
0:10.0	Okay. Well, we did it. I've written that there. That's good.
0:14.0	We did it. That's the good news.
0:16.0	Yeah, we did it. So that's something to be proud of.
0:19.0	What's the terrible news? Oh, just a bit of terrible news.
0:23.0	Remember, I invited some embassy officials to see the show.
0:28.0	Well, that was good. Unfortunately, the play drew a lot of attention to your illegal immigrant status.
0:34.0	So overall, great. Yes, but also not great.
0:38.0	So average?
0:42.0	In addition to the good news and the terrible news, there's also some truly awful news.
0:58.0	Hello, America and parts of Shoreline.
1:03.0	Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL.
1:08.0	It's the show that's probably two beautiful to live.
1:10.0	It's a trapstief, a mockery of a sham, a mockery of a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham.
1:15.0	My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 178 pounds.
1:22.0	He had looks to die for a hunky male model with a totally ripped body.
1:27.0	It's frightening to imagine that this is the same man today.
1:31.0	A popular term is manorexic.
1:34.0	There's a little bit of truth in that.
1:38.0	I have gotten into this weird thing now where it's a competition with myself to see how Spartan I can be about my diet.
1:47.0	Last night at the drunken bee, not only was I not on the booze juice, of course,
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