Hey Gavin, say T. Say B. Say T. Say L. Say T-B-T-L.

T-T-T-T-L.

They say the hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents your gay.

And you gotta say I found that to be true today.

I went over there and read in the rollerblading with gentlemen Clarence

to sign the forms and then said, have you told your parents your gay?

And I said, no. And they said, well, we can't give you these rollerblades.

Because I always thought that was a joke and they said, no, it's not.

So I drove out to my parents' house in Santa Monica and had to talk with them.

And that was the toughest part of the day.

The rollerblading itself, not that difficult.

My parents' culture doesn't really know about the gay culture.

They said, Xinjiang, are you sure?

I said, yeah, I'm sure.

I mean, can we just hurry this up? I want to get out there on the beach, you know.

And just have some fun, get the blades going.

I mean, breaking stuff, turns are tough.

But telling your parents your gay is the hardest part of rollerblading.

Ahoi, friendos.

Welcome to a Monday night edition of T-B-T-L.

It's show that's probably too beautiful to live.

This is Michael Duprege.

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