Hi, this is Nikki with 2K's and the Morse Code Translator, and we're here to say...

Hi there old guy, it's Demetri calling again the guy from the street.

Now here's the way I work.

I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you.

You're a very elegant woman, you're very attractive, but you know, I don't play that game.

I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see in stupid TV shows.

So here's how it's going to work. I don't play games like that.

I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money.

Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.

Welcome to hour number two of TBTL.

Here on News Talk, 973 Cairo FM, it's episode 240 in a collector's series.

And just so you know, tomorrow is going to be our one year anniversary on the air.

Now we're not the kind of show that likes to celebrate milestones, like say, our fifth show,

which we celebrated with a party or our 50th or our 200th or our 150th or...

Our 100th and second.

We don't go in for that kind of self-aggrandizement.

It's not really how we do, but we're thinking tomorrow night, what the heck.

In fact, I'll get profane, what the hell.

We might do a little celebrating because it's, well, it's pretty surprising that we've been here for one year.

It seems like kind of a long time ago we started the show and it actually also seems like not very long ago at all.

It's also interesting that in one year we only did 241 shows.

There's 365 days. It's 120 days we weren't doing shows.

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