March 2, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2011

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Vanessa tells the tale of her trip to Central and South America, where she encountered indigenous peoples, shady drugs, and shadier insects. Plus, are we making this whole Charlie Sheen thing worse by obsessing over it?

Transcript

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0:00.0	First, saved message.
0:01.6	My favorite is Malcolm Moses calling you because he's late and I'm drunk and I feel like you would enjoy it.
0:07.0	Let me call the Nation Apple.
0:09.8	For now, it's crazy shit.
0:12.0	Make it cover all over the place.
0:14.0	Shit, it's just half-real!
0:16.0	TVTM!
0:23.0	Oh, you have absolutely no idea how real it is about to get here on this.
0:28.0	Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.
0:32.0	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:35.0	If you try it once, you will die.
0:37.0	Your face will melt off and you troll them a weeb over your exploded body.
0:40.0	Yes, that is one of the known side effects of the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:45.0	Everybody on your host, Luke Burbank.
0:47.0	I'm weighing in at 100 and 92 pounds.
0:51.0	Anyway, moving on.
0:53.0	This is episode 764 in a collector series and it's looking like it.
0:59.0	Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.
1:03.0	We speak of Mr. Charlie Sheen and we ask ourselves...
1:08.0	I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
1:10.0	If when we talk about Charlie Sheen, we actually just make the whole Charlie Sheen situation worse.
1:18.0	We will also hear the tale of Vanessa's amazing trip to South America.
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