March 1, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2011
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Ken Jennings discusses his recent battle with Watson the trivia computer, nerd fame vs. Charlie Sheen fame, and Luke's bizarrely specific fantasies regarding sexually pleasuring our future robot overlords.
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| 0:00.0 | How about that right in? I guess that's why they call it sin-sitting |
| 0:06.6 | You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I |
| 0:11.9 | Tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack |
| 0:16.6 | But when my sister brought duck home. I knew he was one of my own |
| 0:21.0 | And my wolf pack it grew by one |
| 0:24.9 | So where there are two of them were two of us in the wolf pack |
| 0:27.6 | I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later and |
| 0:33.3 | Six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought wait a second could it be and now I know for sure |
| 0:41.6 | I just added two more guys to my wolf pack |
| 0:47.3 | Four of us wolves running around the desert together and lost Vegas |
| 0:53.2 | Looking for strippers and cocaine |
| 0:58.1 | Well, that wasn't all we did last weekend, but um |
| 1:03.6 | Let's just say it was |
| 1:05.6 | Was a fairly big part of it. Hey everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:11.5 | This is the show that's probably two beautiful to live |
| 1:19.5 | It's episode 760 |
| 1:22.5 | 63 in a collector series. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at |
| 1:29.9 | 100 and |
| 1:31.9 | 90 |
| 1:32.9 | Two pounds |
| 1:34.1 | Spock sabotage the system the system was sabotaged by a couple of days spent in Las Vegas |
| 1:41.2 | enjoying all of the fun and for-volody there was to be had there in that |
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