Hey, so you're like, um, listening to TVTL, it's on like 973 Cairo, you know, and it's with like, um, Luke Burbank, and, um, Gen Andrews, and like, um, in San Ditori.

So, um, yeah, TVTL, like, yeah.

Methamphetamines, the worst sunburn you'll ever have.

Taffypipers, the babies got a tummy ache, slinky pies, dinosaur cheerleaders, hairstyles for hobos, smokeable graham crackers.

Hey, I found some change in the sofa, a hopeless sandwich with a despair pickle on the side, dentures for crocodile,

pilgrim food, tummy tumblers, tied-eyed lobster bibs.

Ha, got!

It's just after nine bells.

And that means it's time for our number three of TVTL.

It's show that it's probably too beautiful to live.

I am weird.

Luke Burbank here flanked by a long time producer, Jen Flash Andrews, Sean

Tori, Japan's number one mixer, and all of you are tens of listeners.

Our website is minerathwest.com slash T-B-T-L. You know, one of our most popular segments

that we do on this show. And sadly, one of our most infrequent is something that we call

T-B-T-L is mystery solvers. This was our very first week of existence we had a mystery.

In fact, I've said this before, but it bears repeating, Jen, when you and I were having

our meetings at Azteca in the weeks before this show came to life, sprang forth, fought

its way into the world covered in after birth and clay. And by the way, the doctors didn't

think we were going to make it. But we proved them all wrong. After that, before that

happened, though, we were trying to think like, what are we going to actually talk about

on this show? And you said, I want this to be a show where we solve mysteries. And so

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