You're listening to TBTL, don't be shy, say it with me, TBTL, Unchiro, 97.3 FM.

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, baby, we need that.

Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots playing on the sides.

Because everything is amazing right now and nobody's happy.

People come back from flights and they tell you their story.

And it's like a horror story.

They act like their flight was like a cattle car in the 40s in Germany.

That's how bad they make it sound.

They're like, it was the worst day of my life.

First of all, we didn't board for 20 minutes.

And then we get on the plane and they made a sit there.

People like they say there's delays on flights, delays really.

New York to California in five hours.

They used to take 30 years to do that.

And a bunch of you would die on the way there and have a baby.

You'd get a whole different group of people by the time you got there.

Now you watch a movie and you take a dump in your home.

That's exactly how a large majority of our listeners say they experience a typical Monday night episode of TBTL.

It's because it's probably the show that's too beautiful to live.

Chokes are really difficult, I must say.

I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing in at 186 pounds,

which is considering the weekend I had and the way that I ate,

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