March 16, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2011

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

TBTL Is Call-Makers, listener Jeni wants to know if she and her husband should take the Japanese vacation they've been planning for the past year. Plus, pie is not the new cupcakes. In fact, cupcakes aren't even the new cupcakes.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Tracy, you are going to die.
0:02.3	What?
0:02.9	No!
0:03.6	When I tell you who I'm dating, squeaky from.
0:06.9	She is difficult.
0:09.9	Anywho, I have the results of your physical.
0:12.9	Tracy, you are going to die.
0:15.1	What?
0:15.7	No!
0:16.8	You have no reflexes.
0:18.4	Your blood tastes like root beer
0:20.1	and some of your bones appear to have vanished.
0:23.0	I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people
0:25.3	during Operation Desert Storm.
0:26.9	I actually wrote a report on it,
0:28.5	but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam.
0:32.0	Cookie Times.
0:33.0	T-B-T-L!
0:39.6	Cookie Times indeed here on this.
0:42.3	Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,
0:44.4	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:47.6	It's still real to be damaged!
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