March 16, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2009
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: We've got web gems! (a bus stop that's actually a scale; plus, actual photographic evidence of a ten who's been let down by TBTL)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Two Beautiful To Live, with your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 0:03.7 | Hey, what's your favorite pizza topping? |
| 0:05.7 | Go! |
| 0:06.1 | Cheese and Sporties? |
| 0:07.6 | Sprinkle all over the top. |
| 0:10.1 | BOSS! |
| 0:11.1 | AHHHH! |
| 0:16.6 | Okay. |
| 0:18.8 | I'm going to attach these electrodes to your face. |
| 0:23.1 | I'm going to ask you a simple series of questions. |
| 0:25.1 | What's your favorite color? |
| 0:26.3 | Lemon. |
| 0:27.3 | Okay, you're lying. |
| 0:28.5 | Rust. |
| 0:30.1 | What is your favorite food? |
| 0:32.1 | Crape Susette. |
| 0:33.6 | Jerry. |
| 0:34.6 | Meatballs. |
| 0:35.6 | Dammit, Jerry. |
| 0:37.6 | You don't have to impress me. |
| 0:39.6 | Just answer the questions honestly. |
| 0:41.6 | We're trying to figure out what you're good at, okay? |
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