March 13, 2009 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The final segment from Guest producer Doug Schrecengost (drunk fishermen in Dutch Harbor, AK and Dark matter). Plus, listener mail and Voicemails.

Transcript

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0:00.0	No lonesome, no dipax, put your money on the counter to see if you can get it.
0:08.0	What's that?
0:09.0	It's a cup.
0:11.0	What a new cup.
0:13.0	Yeah, I've got a new cup.
0:14.0	You like it?
0:15.0	We've got a cup.
0:16.0	I know, we've got one cup.
0:17.0	We needed two cups.
0:19.0	Why would we need two cups?
0:20.0	So I can have a cup of tea at the same time as you?
0:22.0	We'd even pay any attention to the cup roster.
0:25.0	Your cup roster?
0:26.0	That means I can't drink a cup of tea between 7 and 9 p.m.
0:29.0	Well, I have it to 9 o'clock and then you get it for two hours.
0:31.0	Then I can use it from 11 to 1.
0:33.0	And then you use it from 1 to 3.
0:35.0	And then we give the cup a rest.
0:38.0	Okay, well, I just need a second to calm down.
0:44.0	Everybody, composed, calm, collected.
0:48.0	Good, because we're going to need your complete attention as we continue on
0:54.0	with this Friday night edition of TBTL.
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