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Oh wait, yeah, no, let me guess.

I met some girl in a coffee shop and we made jokes about the cardboard thing that goes over the cup.

So you don't burn your hand.

And then I'm like, wait, what is that soy milk?

Is that 2% non half and half?

And she's like, I know, I know.

So we go out to my car and then we sneak around and we're messing around a little bit.

I'm like, let's go to a motel and so we go to a motel and we start to mess around.

But then I go, ooh, spectra vision.

So we put it on and we think we're getting a porno.

But actually we just got mad at gas car and it's like hilarious and we're laughing about it.

And she puts the cardboard thing over my private parts.

And then that buster point dexter song, hot, hot, comes on.

And then she laughs and I laugh and I actually almost peed a little bit.

I held it back just a little bit.

I'm like, what if it was foreigner with a hot blooded and she even laughs.

And I took out a little packet of splendor, put it on her private parts.

And I'm like, show me the money.

And so she says, oh, I love that movie, especially the little kid.

And I'm like, Jonathan Lipnicki and she's like, yeah, I go right on.

You had me in Hello.

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