March 10, 2009 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2009
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Listener Mail regarding commericial jingles and boyfriends with poor spelling. And Jen and Luke compete in a 30 Rock trivia contest.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Two Beautiful To Live with your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 0:03.7 | Hey what's your favorite pizza topping? |
| 0:05.8 | Go cheese and smarties? |
| 0:07.5 | Sprinkle all over the top. |
| 0:14.5 | Hi there old guy. It's Dmitri calling again the guy from the street. |
| 0:18.3 | Now here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you. |
| 0:22.7 | You're a very elegant woman, you're very attractive, but you know, I don't play that game. |
| 0:28.0 | I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see in stupid TV shows. |
| 0:33.2 | So here's how it's going to work. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I'm very |
| 0:39.3 | intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money, believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. |
| 0:45.8 | When you hear that message that I left for that lady out of context, I can see how |
| 0:52.7 | make me sound a little bit, a little bit pushy, but you have to understand what a catch I am. |
| 0:59.5 | Essentially a complete catch. Well let me tell you, you've caught a Tuesday night edition |
| 1:06.0 | of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Hi, I'm Luke Burbank, |
| 1:11.4 | I've got Flash Andrews here with me and of course Mr. Sean Datory. All right, Flash, |
| 1:17.3 | hour number two, how's the, how's the ambient treating you? How's the X? I think it's doing good. |
| 1:26.7 | It's doing good in that it's taking you away to another place or you think it's doing good that it's |
| 1:31.7 | dulling the pain or that it's just causing you to, it's going away and now you're able to focus |
| 1:39.3 | better, which one of the three? No, it's dulling the pain. Dulling the pain. I'm not in any pain. |
| 1:43.8 | But those aren't pain killers what you took today, that's, see that's something that I don't |
| 1:47.6 | exactly understand. You, you, you dentist gave you something right for the tooth. Do you remember |
| 1:52.3 | what that was called? Well, the dentist did lots of novocaine. Oh, okay. And then they gave me, |
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